Krimz Fails Coup, King Akanon Gets New Rug

[Socratic]

Foolishly the lizard came to challenge the might of Akanon...



We shared a mug of steamfont cider, clinking our mugs, as droplets fell on King Akanon's new rug.

[Bowjuu]

ALL HAIL THE SUPREME OVERLORD KING OF GNOMES

[Vosi]

There was a day,
not far away,
when the Iksars thought of trouble.

But the gnomes were clever.
so was the weather,
when the iksars fell to rubble.

Goodbye Krimzy, hello to whimsy.
Goodbye Explosive, much too corrosive.
Goodbye Radical, tu te sens mal?

Long Live the King.

[Syche]

LONG LIVE THE KING!

[Rize]

this is staged and photoshopped

[Syche]

this is staged and photoshopped

Okay there Trump Press Secretary...

[Zeek]

Quickly fellow leezards we must breed more to increase our numbers and combat this gnomish uprising!

WTB more female iksars rip consensual but we have explosive! !

[Stankydanky]

I do not believe this one bit.

[Angered]

Quickly fellow leezards we must breed more to increase our numbers and combat this gnomish uprising!

WTB more female iksars rip consensual but we have explosive! !

Krimz wont say "angered you can be an iskar so......."

[Stankydanky]

I think King Akanon was conspiring with Putin